(originally
published in The Outreach Connection
in May 2001)
Nowadays, if I can,
I stay away from bad movies. Seems obvious, but it took me decades to attain
that kind of restraint. As recently as two years ago, I fell prey to The Mod Squad. Just the merest glimmer
of possible interest, just one mildly approving critical voice, one quirky
scene in the trailer, and I’d be there, never having learned from my past
mistakes. But I knew I’d turned a corner when I let Mission to Mars, directed by the mighty Brian de Palma, pass by
unseen, yielding to the consensus of the bad reviews (despite some clear-cut
dissenting opinions). True, I watched that film on cable later on, but I think
it’s legitimate to apply a lower standard once you’ve paid for the TMN
subscription. Ironically, I thought it was pretty good – I should probably have
gone to the theater after all.
Kubrick-like?
Despite this
discernment, there was never any question of my staying away from Town and Country. Forget all the lousy reviews,
all the gossip about how the film went over-budget and missed twelve scheduled
release dates due to re-shooting and re-editing and corporate nervousness.
Warren Beatty has always fascinated me, and I treat his movies – as I have
Woody Allen’s for years now – as an exercise in keeping the faith.
Throughout his
career, Beatty has worked at a very deliberate pace – usually taking at least a
few years between movies, sometimes five or six. Sometimes, he ends the silence
with a film of huge ambition, easily justifying the sense of a Kubrick-like
gestation period. Reds and Bulworth were examples of this, as in a
somewhat different way was Dick Tracy.
And don’t forget that he’s one of the very few actors to have been nominated
for an Oscar in four successive decades (Bonnie
and Clyde, Heaven Can Wait, Reds, Bugsy). But equally as often, Beatty
returns with films that are sappy or loose or at best blatantly minor – Ishtar, Love Affair and now Town and Country.
Those films, like Heaven Can Wait and his earlier The Fortune, were either explicit
remakes of earlier movies or knowing throwbacks to earlier sub-genres. It’s as
though Beatty couldn’t help following up an act of boldness or daring by
regressing to the safety of the tried and true, except that he must realize his
choices are so tried and true they’re verging on the decrepit. At the time of Bulworth, stories emphasized how he’d
immersed himself in black culture, hanging out with a string of rap stars. Town and Country only leaves the white
enclave to make dubious jokes at the expense of foreign accents: it’s filled
with people Beatty’s known for twenty or thirty years, and even has a role for
Charlton Heston (just as in Love Affair
he cast Katharine Hepburn).
Away from the real world
Beatty must be the
ultimate Hollywood establishment figure – he’s been a leading man for forty
years, he’s Shirley MacLaine’s brother, he’s slept with leading actresses from
just about every decade of sound cinema, except maybe the 30’s, and he work
frequently plays off the fact that we know all this about him, even as he
feigns reticence in interviews. He has a hesitant style, as though just feeling
his way along, but he’s held his own and more with many of the leading power
brokers of our time, and as recently as last year allowed speculation to swirl
around the idea of his running for president. He’s known for the labyrinthine
nature of his deal-making process, for always having another angle, and his
career certainly supports the notion that he may frequently have been up to
something we can’t quite figure out.
Town and Country is directed by Peter Chelsom rather than by
Beatty himself. Beatty is claiming to be merely an actor for hire, but the
movie sure doesn’t look like it, and Chelsom is keeping his distance from the
press. Beatty plays a well-to-do architect, married for twenty-five years to
Diane Keaton, who messes everything up by sleeping with a cellist (Nastassja
Kinski), Keaton’s best friend (Goldie Hawn) and a couple of others. It’s based
in the plush Manhattan of many Woody Allen movies, with frequent digressions to
second or third homes – the “real world,” as we might call it, is represented
by the likes of doormen and the comic foreigners I mentioned already.
The film is
incoherent in the extreme, with Beatty seeming to go through the motions –
there’s no sense of relish to any of his pursuits, nor to anything he does
really, and it’s the same with everyone else in the movie. This might connote a
theme of disillusionment – some kind of critique of the character Beatty played
in Shampoo, with the excessive
opulence forming a metaphorical prison. As you can see, I’m trying to be as
open-minded as possible, but if the movie had any such intentions, they’re not
achieved. The hiring of Chelsom, who’s mainly worked in Britain and never on
anything close to this kind of scale, would only make sense if he was supposed
to bring some kind of outsider’s perspective to the material, but nothing like
that is evident. Instead, Chelsom fails even to punch home the (oddly) simple
comic set pieces – Beatty falling off a roof, that kind of thing.
Bridget over Beatty
I didn’t laugh at
all, except maybe during the sequences with Heston and his foul-mouthed wife,
played by Marian Seldes. I assume the intention here was to introduce some
colorful side characters, reminiscent of a Preston Sturges movie maybe. The
stuff’s so dumb and silly that it acts as a respite from the pervading
dullness, which is not the same as saying it’s actually any good.
The following day, I
saw Bridget Jones’ Diary, which has
much better writing and acting than Town
and Country, and provides some genuine laughs, and overall feels quite
invigorating by comparison. Right now, if you’re looking for viable adult comedy,
Bridget easily wins over Beatty. But despite this mediocre experience, I’ve
retained my faith. And I’m expecting to be here in 2004 or so, taken aback by
his newest change of direction, and reflecting how Town and Country suddenly
seems rather intriguing after all.