“Fall
movies wither at the box office,” pronounced a recent headline in Variety,
noting a series of recent high-profile disappointments. Elizabeth: The Golden Age, In the Valley of Elah, The Kingdom, Things we
Lost in the Fire, Rendition, Reservation Road – they’re all financial duds.
Even the Brad Pitt Jesse James movie
didn’t do anything. It all looked so promising when the local press was
drooling over half of these movies in their Festival gala spots. And these are
all serious-minded movies, the kind of thing people always claim to want more
of. Makes it rather depressing that the fall’s biggest hit was The Game Plan, starring Dwayne “The
Rock” Johnson (I missed that one).
Fall Failures
There
were certain weekends this fall when four or more heavyweight movies opened on
the same day, and then the next weekend you’d get three more, and on it went.
How could Rendition, Things we Lost in
the Fire and Gone Baby Gone all
possibly occupy the spotlight at the same time? Doesn’t Hollywood know about
the escalating fragmentation and shrinking attention span of the mass audience?
Maybe not, for it’s amazing how cinema manages to preserve its privileged place
within the cultural infrastructure.
Even
an unheralded film playing on one small screen at the Carlton can count on
being reviewed in all the papers that matter here. TV, by contrast, is treated
with the broadest of strokes – we get pages of barely comprehensible (and yet
incomplete) program grids, along with some (usually banal and arbitrary) “Critic’s
Choices.” This even though the most obscure TV show gets a bigger audience than
the Carlton-dwelling movie.
If
things were starting from scratch, it would not be this way. Maybe we would be
more laidback about celebrating the new because
it’s new, and more respectful of the old (I’d argue that the availability in
recent weeks of films like Viaggio in
Italia and The Red Desert on late
night cable - Silver Screen (channel 320) – was more culturally significant
than any of these new movies, but you really had to go out of your way to find
out about that). And without preexisting assumptions and vested interests,
cinematic distribution (a pretty arbitrary mechanism, certainly driven as much
by commerce as culture) would lose its significance as a trigger for elevated
media coverage. So Hollywood’s tumble of “product,” although perhaps based in
part on some brand of naïve optimism, starts to seem arrogant– why should new movies occupy that much space
in our lives?
Among
all this high-ambition debris, it’s almost quaint when a film like Sleuth turns up. It’s hard to imagine
anyone thought the 1972 Laurence Olivier-Michael Caine film needed remaking. I
guess it occurred to someone, like the way my dog sometimes fixates on eating a
dirty napkin he finds in the park, with the difference being of course that the
dog only needs to bamboozle me rather than dozens of financiers and artists (he
has a better success ratio than I should admit to). Well, in for a penny, in
for a pound. They got Nobel-prize winning author Harold Pinter to write the
script, esteemed multi-hyphenate (although, even his greatest fan will have to
concede, less esteemed than he was, now that the young genius thing has worn
off) Kenneth Branagh to direct it, and Michael Caine to return to the material,
35 years on.
The
New Sleuth
Caine
now plays the prosperous older man, with Jude Law in there as his younger
rival. The premise, you recall, is that the younger man is having an affair
with the other’s wife, and comes to his sumptuous country house to talk about
it. The husband, a writer of thrillers, sets the conversation into game-playing
mode, leading to a battle of attempts to scare the bejesus out of each other.
The suspense, if any, lies in how serious they are about all this.
I
can’t remember the original very well – I think I liked it well enough at the
time, but as I say, the material has served its historic purpose and need not
be bothered again. Unless, that is, you have something really smart in mind.
Pinter, the master of acerbic ambiguity, shakes up the script a fair bit, in
particular by making Caine’s house into a technological marvel of surveillance
and computer-control, which might theoretically enhance the vein of alienated
self-loathing implicit in the original. Maybe that could have been a
springboard for something half-interesting.
But
as executed, the new Sleuth is an
utter waste of celluloid and the audience’s time. From start to finish, there’s
not the slightest clue about why any of this matters. The first movie, directed
by veteran Joseph L. Mankiewicz, at least offered the pleasure of watching two
heavyweights play off against each other. Branagh consistently chooses
terrible, ugly camera angles that distance you from what’s going on without any
compensating payoff. The absurdly over designed set, suggesting the values of a
70’s pimp (with better electronics) more than a latter-day country gentleman,
likewise seems to interest the director more than his actors.
Which
is the saddest aspect of it: Branagh surely likes and sympathizes with actors,
yet you never pick up any sense of a director alive and engaged behind the
camera, collaborating with his performers to produce something vibrant and
distinctive. The movie is too full of itself simply to be fun, and too vacuous
to yield anything else. It’s a bad film, and should never have been made.
Gone Baby Gone
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